In light of Jack’s wonderful suggestion yesterday, I thought I’d share with you some of my favorite Jack Handy quotes. On a side note, when I was a youth pastor, I used to put these in our announcement bulletins every week. Feel free to post your favorite!
- “It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
- “The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I’ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn’t get more meat, I’ll just say, “Oh, you mean this?” and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I’ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
- “Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.”